UU: oh, love, yoU had a face tattoo and a cigarrette burn hUrt yoU this mUch? well, i do say…

uu: IT DIDN’T HuRT. IT JuST. TOOK ME BY SuRPRISE.

uu: TRY TO MAKE FuN OF MY. PRIDE AND JOY. ONE MORE TIME. FuCKER.

UU: ok, no, that was really stUpid and actUally low even for yoU. :u

uu: NO ONE ASKED YOu!!!

uu: WHAT A uSEFuL DEVICE. I SHOuLD GET A GAYDAR.

UU: love, i don’t think that woUld be necessary… 

((you can thank jo for the idea))

noodletothedoodle submitted: 

I forgot the nose part sorry

uu: NOW THIS. IS HOW YOu CREATE PORTRAITS. TAKE NOTES SIS. LEARN SOME FuCKING SKILL.

UU: caliborn stop… :U

UU: bUt indeed, this is lovely! ^u^

ask-the-prince-of-irony submitted: 

NO NOT THE THIRD ONE. IGNORE THAT.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOuRSELF NOW. REBELLIOuS DOUCHEBAG. DO YOu THINK YOu CAN JUST IGNORE THE RuLES LIKE THAT??? AND DO WHAT YOu WANT??? DO YOu THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME DIRK???????????

WELL IT IS. BuT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. AND YOu KNOW IT.

UU: well i do! as i was saying!

UU: yoU see darlings, we were away on a little vacation! we even took some photos! ^u^ if yoU’d woUld fancy seeing them…

((CREDITS: PHOTOS-Nikki, CALIBORN-Jovan, CALLIOPE-Jo.))

((hey guys!!! reminder this blog is NOT dead wow! haha i was only waiting for my winter vacation so now i will update at least every two-three days!! hope you won’t give up on this ah heeh!! happy holidays!!))

This is why.

omfg dirk calibron is soooo gonan kill u hahahaha ah

((i’m preparing a longer answer featuring more calliope but until then have some dirk hacking into this ask blog))